Gang-Bang or Bing-gay?

It’s December already? Surely not!

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Don’t call me Shirley! That means 40 gays 41 knights has just turned 5 months old… What? Is that 5 months for me without a date?

No of course not *nervous laugh**… It’s WAY longer than that!

Don’t feel too sorry for me though. I’m not without offers.

I got all excited at a party the other night (an engagement celebration for two of my lovely gay friends). No, there weren’t any straight single guys there (don’t be silly). But there were straight couples and surely they have straight male buds. Got chatting to one half of the couple who assured me he could introduce me to not one, not two, but three of his friends who are single. Conversation went a bit like this. (Said in English but with Baltic/Slavic accent)

I’ve got some friends. I could bring them to a party that you will be at. They would be lining up. One here. One there. The other – over there.

And I could have my pick.

I asked him how was he so sure that they would all fancy me. (Apparently) Oh they definitely would.

Huh?

Right. Sounded a bit suss.

Did they want a girlfriend? Or are they just after sex?

No.

No, they don’t just want sex?

 

No. Just sex.

According to this young man that’s all guys want at the start, and if it leads to something then that’s just the way it goes. Thoughts of a Russian gang bang crept momentarily into my head. Eeeeckkk. Is this how my life was supposed to turn out? Me, the sweet square peg girl from country Victoria?

Whilst this is obviously a most appealing offer… That will be a No from me for that introduction. Even though I could have hiked the Dates tally up. And you’d have a straight date to read about… So sorry readers..

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Mostly, it’s say Yes to new social opportunities.

Now, what am I doing tonight ?

Oh that’s right, going to Musical Bingo! With twelve of the gay boys…

And I bloody well can hardly wait!

 

 

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